Rev. Dr. Dr. Phill

brevoortformspring

Anonymous asked:

Johny Storm is in his early 30s, right?

brevoortformspring answered:

No, he’s in his mid- late-20s, same as Spidey.

therevdrdrphill

I googled “Marvel character ages” and opened up a few tabs on the subject, but closed them all seconds later. That way lies madness, surely.

just like frank miller i am older than batman it's fine im still younger that JJJ

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